20 Ways Tiger Woods And Pee-wee Herman Seem Connected

Tiger/Pee-wee

Wore Sweaters/Wore Sweaters

Prim and Proper/Prim and Proper

Boy Face/Boy Face

Almost White/Too White

Intense/Insane

Clubhouse/Playhouse

Clean image begged for tarnishing/Clean image begged for tarnishing

sometimes displayed childish tantrums / sometimes displayed childish tantrums

Creepy image after tarnishing/Creepy image after tarnishing

Police at the scene of tarnishing/Police at the scene of tarnishing

Given inconsequential fine but will lose big/Given inconsequential fine but lost big

Image removed from webpages after incident/Pee-wee toys removed from shelves after incident

Hero To Legions Of Fans Of Multiple Generations/ Hero to Legions...

Hero to many kids/Hero to many kids

Violated Trust Of Wife/Violated Trust Of Image

pornstar/porn theater

Could have rented movie of `girlfriend' instead/When caught-movie on screen could have been instead rented from xxx stores

Nickname can be moniker for male member/Nickname can be moniker for male ..

Was possibly wacked by a club/Was possibly wacking his `club'

This line applied to both - "Heard any good jokes lately?"