Foreplay Gropes Its Way Into The Future

For those Barfsters worried that the sleaze had left The BS - fear not - as you will see with this Erotic Technology Advance that enables lovers in distance markets to make their caresses felt - so to speak:
3.5 million views in a week and a 20-1 positive to negative ratio of opinion.
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BS TEACHING IMPLIMENTS  Condom Demonstrator
SHOP AMAZON WITH A CLICK ABOVE
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But, you are here to see strange pictures of girls who might be willing to do a bit more than Other Girls To Please, right? Or, who show embarrassingly Hard Nipples in public..... 
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Oh, just in case you were wondering about the reduced value of your monetary worth - this CNBC link more than routinely suggests that three drugs - two of them legal - caused the Financial Meltdown - and the illegal one Cocaine could be easily gotten at the local TGIF's. The BS.
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Speaking of corruption in America - here's a pretty good review of the worthless `Justice System' if the culprit is the Big Banks....... makes ya all warm and fuzzy inside..... right?
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In other mis-guided policies - like Student Loans For Worthless Educations With No Jobs Waiting - we now have empirical proof that the student debt is affecting home purchases and even the purchase of cars. I would hope they didn't pay much for a research study with that kind of simple to deduce `knowledge'.
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FOR WHAT PASSES AS ENTERTAINMENT - A BIT OF THE BS HUMOR
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Hey, it's The BS - Spread the word today. 
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AMAZON CHOICES FOR BARFSTERS ABOVE

Speech Jammer Developed

Leave it to the Japanese - to develop a device that when aimed at someone - literally shuts them up. You can find out more about this wonderful invention with a click here - Speech Jammer. What a perfect way to keep down dissent?
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Does Ron Paul have a strategy for real influence that the MSM simply is not sharing? The Slow And Steady Ron Paul Method - indeed, I heard a talking head yesterday saying that as of yesterday - in actual delegates - Paul had nearly as many as Romney (despite the media saying he has 1/4 as many). We will see. BS does Politics.
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These are called Pokies by men. Sexy Stuff.
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And finally, some sexy YouTube:

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The `Leave It To Beaver Letter'

Welcome Mayan Beam searchers to Barf Stew (evidently an oldtime post is sending dozens here today) - BS is a `fun' place with entertaining mind stimulating posts - take a look around today before you go. Anyway, BS re-cycles a great previous post about every one's favorite Leave It To Beaver. Below you will find the complete story about a letter that Ward read to beaver about his `school activities'.


As you can see, the letter was BS as we find thru new technology to enhance the letter from the original broadcast:

http://www.shorpy.com/leave-it-to-beaver?size=_original

(with about two dozen priceless comments)

Below is what the above letter said, now reformatted by computer so it doesn't even look the same. That said, Ward only read the last `paragraph'.

Mr. Ward Cleaver
485 Mapleton Drive
Mayfield, State
My Dear Mr. Cleaver:
This paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with anything.
It is here merely to fill up space. Still, it is words,
rather than repeated letters, since the latter might not
give the proper appearance, namely, that of an actual note.
For that matter, all of this is nonsense, and the only
part of this that is to be read is the last paragraph,
which part is the inspired creation of the producers of
this very fine series.
Another paragraph of stuff. Now is the time for all good
men to come to the aid of their party. The quick brown
fox jumps over the lazy dog. My typing is lousy, but the
typewriter isn’t so hot either. After all, why should I
take the blame for these mechanical imperfections, with
which all of us must contend. Lew Burdette just hit a
home run and Milwaukee leads seven to one in the series.
This is the last line of the filler material of the note.
No, my mistake, that was only the next to last. This is last.
I hope you can find a suitable explanation for Theodore’s
unusual conduct.
Yours truly,

Cornelia Rayburn 

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Own 1000 laughs - the time has come. Timeless comedy.  this is the entire series, other choices at the Amazon link too.
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DEA MOVES AND SHUTS DOWN FOUR DRUG BUILDINGS IN FLORIDA - KNOWN AS CVS PHARMACY.

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Remember last week when Barf Stew brought you that great bloglist called NightGhost? Well, I have another for you synchromysticblogspotters.blogspot.com.

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Speaking about BS being a resource - how about a link to about 3 dozen `Pokies' - Hard Nips - bet you bookmark this. BTW, why not bookmark Barf Stew today?

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