As you can see, the letter was BS as we find thru new technology to enhance the letter from the original broadcast:
http://www.shorpy.com/leave-it-to-beaver?size=_original
(with about two dozen priceless comments)
Below is what the above letter said, now reformatted by computer so it doesn't even look the same. That said, Ward only read the last `paragraph'.
Mr.
Ward Cleaver
485 Mapleton Drive
Mayfield, State
My Dear Mr. Cleaver:
This paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with anything.
It is here merely to fill up space. Still, it is words,
rather than repeated letters, since the latter might not
give the proper appearance, namely, that of an actual note.
For that matter, all of this is nonsense, and the only
part of this that is to be read is the last paragraph,
which part is the inspired creation of the producers of
this very fine series.
Another paragraph of stuff. Now is the time for all good
men to come to the aid of their party. The quick brown
fox jumps over the lazy dog. My typing is lousy, but the
typewriter isn’t so hot either. After all, why should I
take the blame for these mechanical imperfections, with
which all of us must contend. Lew Burdette just hit a
home run and Milwaukee leads seven to one in the series.
This is the last line of the filler material of the note.
No, my mistake, that was only the next to last. This is last.
I hope you can find a suitable explanation for Theodore’s
unusual conduct.
Yours truly,
485 Mapleton Drive
Mayfield, State
My Dear Mr. Cleaver:
This paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with anything.
It is here merely to fill up space. Still, it is words,
rather than repeated letters, since the latter might not
give the proper appearance, namely, that of an actual note.
For that matter, all of this is nonsense, and the only
part of this that is to be read is the last paragraph,
which part is the inspired creation of the producers of
this very fine series.
Another paragraph of stuff. Now is the time for all good
men to come to the aid of their party. The quick brown
fox jumps over the lazy dog. My typing is lousy, but the
typewriter isn’t so hot either. After all, why should I
take the blame for these mechanical imperfections, with
which all of us must contend. Lew Burdette just hit a
home run and Milwaukee leads seven to one in the series.
This is the last line of the filler material of the note.
No, my mistake, that was only the next to last. This is last.
I hope you can find a suitable explanation for Theodore’s
unusual conduct.
Yours truly,
Cornelia Rayburn
-------------------------------------
Own 1000 laughs - the time has come. Timeless comedy. this is the entire series, other choices at the Amazon link too.
==========================================
DEA MOVES AND SHUTS DOWN FOUR DRUG BUILDINGS IN FLORIDA - KNOWN AS CVS PHARMACY.
=============================
Remember last week when Barf Stew brought you that great bloglist called NightGhost? Well, I have another for you synchromysticblogspotters.blogspot.com.
===================================
Speaking about BS being a resource - how about a link to about 3 dozen `Pokies' - Hard Nips - bet you bookmark this. BTW, why not bookmark Barf Stew today?
===================================
The Barf Stew Mix - Please dig into the archive for more.