The `Leave It To Beaver Letter'

Welcome Mayan Beam searchers to Barf Stew (evidently an oldtime post is sending dozens here today) - BS is a `fun' place with entertaining mind stimulating posts - take a look around today before you go. Anyway, BS re-cycles a great previous post about every one's favorite Leave It To Beaver. Below you will find the complete story about a letter that Ward read to beaver about his `school activities'.


As you can see, the letter was BS as we find thru new technology to enhance the letter from the original broadcast:

http://www.shorpy.com/leave-it-to-beaver?size=_original

(with about two dozen priceless comments)

Below is what the above letter said, now reformatted by computer so it doesn't even look the same. That said, Ward only read the last `paragraph'.

Mr. Ward Cleaver
485 Mapleton Drive
Mayfield, State
My Dear Mr. Cleaver:
This paragraph has absolutely nothing to do with anything.
It is here merely to fill up space. Still, it is words,
rather than repeated letters, since the latter might not
give the proper appearance, namely, that of an actual note.
For that matter, all of this is nonsense, and the only
part of this that is to be read is the last paragraph,
which part is the inspired creation of the producers of
this very fine series.
Another paragraph of stuff. Now is the time for all good
men to come to the aid of their party. The quick brown
fox jumps over the lazy dog. My typing is lousy, but the
typewriter isn’t so hot either. After all, why should I
take the blame for these mechanical imperfections, with
which all of us must contend. Lew Burdette just hit a
home run and Milwaukee leads seven to one in the series.
This is the last line of the filler material of the note.
No, my mistake, that was only the next to last. This is last.
I hope you can find a suitable explanation for Theodore’s
unusual conduct.
Yours truly,

Cornelia Rayburn 

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DEA MOVES AND SHUTS DOWN FOUR DRUG BUILDINGS IN FLORIDA - KNOWN AS CVS PHARMACY.

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Remember last week when Barf Stew brought you that great bloglist called NightGhost? Well, I have another for you synchromysticblogspotters.blogspot.com.

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Researchers Say - `G' Spot Just A Fantasy

And you know, the morning talk shows will be all a titter and giggles about this one - however, one `study' said not so fast perhaps:
A Rutgers University research team recently asked several women to stimulate themselves in a functional magnetic resonance (fMRI) machine. Brain scans showed stimulating the clitoris, vagina and cervix lit up distinct areas of the women's sensory cortex. This means the brain registered distinct feelings between stimulating the clitoris, the cervix and the vaginal wall – where the G-spot is famed to be.

And, there are certainly more details to stimulate Your Body And Mind - so find out more.
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One has to wonder if the wonderful example of the female species agrees with the above as she appears to be in a State Of Public Arousal - wow.
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If you come to BS looking for the ParaNormal - here's a RSS feed of some GREAT blogs - Feed Your Head .
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Speaking of near paranormal - how UP are you on the emerging Sky Sound Phenomena? Well, here's a view that could develop if it spreads - what IF your neighbor came up to you and said Did you hear that sound last night? - what if he asked you four or five times?
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Meanwhile..... What Humans Must Forget - To `Know’ Their Human Reality - Such as your body is actually moving at 14 million miles per hour - No, really. The Heavy Stuff.
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Are you tired of the endless talking up of our political system? When as this study easily shows America: IS The Land of the Downwardly Mobile - makes you want to vote for a democrap or a republinut, right?
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In 1912 - A Day of Entertainment could be found on the shoreline - when yet another majestic ship is launched. Time Travel via Shorpy today:

http://www.shorpy.com/files/images/SHORPY_4a16221a.jpg (enlargement)

http://www.shorpy.com/node/12188?size=_original (with comments)

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Another Sexy Woman Picture Dolled Up and Bent Over.

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The Barf Stew Blogfind Of The Week - and it's going to be in the sidebar, it's that good of a worthwhile time waster - it's called Time Human. Think the REAL BIG picture.

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A big thanks to those who are trying out the games on TBS - you do realize that if you buy one you should use the coupon on the top of the blog that will ultimately save you 19 bucks on your next eat out sit down meal.

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Had another person buy the `Pole Grinder' Shorts too - thanks.

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