Classic BarfStew - The Funniest Book Review!

One of the `returning' features of The BS will be to remind folks of the great times in the past - like - finding the funniest book review ever - for the Big Penis Book: First appeared November 26th, 2012 http://barfstew.blogspot.com/2012/11/funniest-book-review-big-penis-book.html
An excerpt:
.....Oh dear. I am a 70 year old woman and I just happened across this big penis book in my son's room. My son is 45 years old and still single. I think he might be gay. That said, his big penis book is now in my room under my bed. So now my 45 year old single son is probably gay and angry. Well, he should get a job anyway or at least go find some real penis and stop reading about them in books like this. Good Lord this is a big penis book. And I love a big penis.....
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LIBERALS Waking UP?

OR, Does The Wagon Have Unlimited Resources Really?

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In other words the `advancement' of society has riches that have yet to be harvested from the top. The BS.

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On So Many Levels

Flight 370 Outcome?

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Society's Viewpoint

The BS - WTH?

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1/3 Of All TEXAS Electric Power This Week From WIND POWER! seems they will be soon the WORLD's fifth largest producer...... talk about under the radar.... is TEXAS gearing up to become a country?

Woman Force Feeds To Be Large Internet Model - wants to weigh.... yeah, you guessed it.... 420 pounds. More lurid details at the link.

Now For The Heavy Stuff

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Ready For Sexy Sunday Tomorrow?

Teen Model

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The BS Gallery

Busty Beach Babe

Way Downblouse

Innocent Schoolgirl Look

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The BS Does Politics

The REAL BS

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1930 Hooligans

The BS Of Being Cool

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BS Art

Tower Of Nude

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Returns - Like You Should!

Chemtrail Smart DUST - The End Of Freedom?

Barf Stew Brings To You The Stuff The MSM Would Rather Ignore



Smart Dust: Sensor Network Applications, Architecture and Design
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BS Does Politics
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After the above video - is it so outrageous that ..... http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2011/07/a-bad-trip-with-the-clockwork-elves-is-there-a-government-dmt-conspiracy/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-bad-trip-with-the-clockwork-elves-is-there-a-government-dmt-conspiracy the `government' may be using DMT to contact `aliens'? -- With video at link. BS.
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DMT: The Spirit Molecule: A Doctor's Revolutionary Research into the Biology of Near-Death and Mystical Experiences

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Today's BS Sexy Picture - http://4chanarchive.org/images/321550611/1302383732353.gif - Do you think she was looking for attention at this party? BS Entertains.
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Enjoy The Fourth.

123 BANKS Miss November TARP Payment

EVERY QUARTER this number increases - yet the story is as hidden as ever - this time around - I could only find the numbers in an obscure Cleveland Ohio source - http://www.crainscleveland.com/article/20101215/FREE/101219891
here's previous coverage on BS - http://barfstew.blogspot.com/2010/09/8-20-55-74-97-115-banks-miss-august.html - indeed if you look at the link closely you can see the INCREASING number of banks EACH TIME. All part of the new normal (which the MSM says you should be elated with) of the `jobless recovery' (for whom, and by what definition are recoveries jobless?). Barf Stew of the first order folks. 55 banks missed the payment a year ago - 123 this time around ---------------- makes you all warm and fuzzy inside, Right?

BS says you need some distraction after the inherent Barf of the first BS link today - so - how about the BS cuties: such as this GIF worth letting go a few times - http://i.imgur.com/DXrBB.gif or the close-up of this honey - http://i.imgur.com/UFHCT.jpg Barf Stew Entertains.

Finally today - A link from NPR about what the NY Times did in 1931 - that being, asking what it will be like in 2011 -- cool read and very Stewable - Predictions For 2011 — From 1931 - http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2010/12/16/132105724/predictions-for-2011-from-1931 -- BUT, what really grabbed BS's tush was this comment from below the link: (in response to the website asking readers what they thought it would be like in 2091)

James Eldridge (JamesAt17) wrote:

2091 will be quite without the hum of machinery or airplanes flying overhead. No sound of cars or people talking or someone's radio playing off in the distance. The sound of the children in the playground from the elementary school on the next block is not heard. No longer is there the sound of the newscaster from a TV turned up to loud telling those few left to hear a message that there will be no emergency services for those sickened by the last Chemtrail spraying that occurred in the early months of the year 2011.
There are no birds singing from the top of the telephone poles. The last birds to survive the deadly spraying where seagulls that fed wonderfully from the many dead of beast and human. The hundreds of deep underground military bases built from the trillions stolen from the people never had a chance to receive those who were believing themselves to be superior over those that were to be affected from the spraying.
You see. A mistake happened, as is only human, and the last Chemtrail spraying of the deadly chemicals that were to activate those chemicals already in the system of six plus billion human beings and every creature that walked the earth and had breathed was sprayed prematurely. They were not perfect creatures as they boosted themselves to be. Someone either on purpose or by error switched the Order Forms Assignment to those chemicals that were to start the worldwide epidemics and those chemicals were sprayed worldwide before anyone could discover the mistake.


The rapidness of inhalation to hour of death was less then 48 hours and all those once infected were incapacitated and unable to assist themselves. Elite, rich, middle class and just down right dirt poor, all died by the morning of the third day. None survived. What would have been called the year 2091 is to planet Earth 70 years of rest and silence. A speck of eternity not even to be considered. Those who once infected her bountiful soil she will not forget for deep in the oceans she is brewing another creature and she does not forget those who once where. But just what will become of this new mixture she has no worry about. This time being wiser, she is going to take a few billion more years before she allows this one to get up and walk on two feet.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010 10:39:27 PM

Are things that nefarious? Does the government see what they are causing by NOT revealing what the H is going on with the spraying? ---------------- Remember, IMO, the spraying has largely if not totally been about stopping global warming in its tracks ------ as it has largely done since 1998. Certainly most folks would NOT find it as nefarious if THAT was the stated reason - don't you the Barfster think?


Feel free to comment - what do you think the world will be like in 2091?




BS loves science - especially about Bee's -
Kids' Bumblebee Study Creates Buzz in Science Journal - http://www.aolnews.com/2010/12/22/kids-bumblebee-study-creates-buzz-in-science-journal/  - Stewable.











Or, are you here for the UFO stuff? Like a video shot from a Russian Fighter Jet of a UFO? -- http://ufodisclosurecountdownclock.blogspot.com/2010/12/iss-crew-sends-holiday-greetings-to-all.html Very Stewable.

















And, finally, it's time for Barf Stew to wish you a Merry Christmas and to celebrate the unique birth by bringing BS's first video of a unique birth (22 million views):


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Internet Swallows SETI Story About Objects And Dec. 2012 - As Craig Kasnov Doesn't Exist

I see that someone beat me to this story by 3 hours --- I assure you  - that I looked up the name given supposedly of a SETI employee about objects streaming towards Earth that would arrive in December 2012. Using the search on the SETI site I found this yesterday:
Search SETI.org

Search:
No results found for Craig Kasnov http://www.seti.org/page.aspx?pid=226&txtSearch=Craig%2bKasnov -- seems the story was picked up or promoted by The Examiner website by a Andrew Wozny - http://www.examiner.com/ufo-in-canada/3-very-large-objects-space-flying-to-earth (I believe I read the same garbage about a month ago on Beforeitsnews.com - a site with a mix of real and unreal stories).
Anyway, Barf Stew was all ready to say we were first to expose the BS hoax --- but - this website had it up three hours ago - http://paranormalutopia.com/2010/12/craig-kasnov010/ - yes, NO Craig Kasnov exists at SETI - I even E-Mailed them the story and asked if it was TRUE -- and got - not an answer. A minute of legwork proves the gig Barf Stew.





Here's a good BS story for you - Swamp Loggers” Stumble Upon Bigfoot Nest? - http://www.ghosttheory.com/2010/12/06/swamp-loggers-stumble-upon-bigfoot-nest with video, and, make sure to read the comments.



First, Mystery BOOMS hit the Atlanta area - then this - Mystery object streaks across the sky - http://www.ajc.com/news/dekalb/mystery-object-streaks-across-768562.html - with story and picture.
 


Oh, here's the above strange video of the Atlanta event above:
(BTW, the original video on YouTube has already been removed for some reason.)





Here's a BS story someone in a Florida Newspaper office was given to do about the Florida Skunk Ape - http://www2.mcdowellnews.com/news/2010/dec/08/mike-conleys-tales-weird-folks-central-florida-rep-ar-601486/

Abominable Snowmen, Legend Comes To Life: Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Oh-Mah, Grassman And Skunk Ape: The Story Of Sub-Humans On Five Continents From The Early Ice Age Until Today Illustrated

Nothing Skunky about these hot babes as Barf Stew Entertains - asian cutie first - http://i.imgur.com/8k96z.jpg followed by this GIF that you will watch more than once - http://i.imgur.com/28UIv.gif and finally, a blue eyed cutie with a self shot - http://i.imgur.com/DfMYC.jpg --- you can find more BS galleries nearly daily by paging back thru Barf Stew History.

Seems a third report of a hanging JET in Alabama has been reported - http://ufodisclosurecountdownclock.blogspot.com/2010/12/another-alabama-udcc-reader-has-hanging.html - high strangeness folks. BS.

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Jon Stewart Announces DC 'Rally to Restore Sanity'

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Amid Lack of Jobs, Suicide Hot Line Calls Surge

Our cool calm and collected President insists that he is leading the economy in the right direction - too bad not one person with an ounce of sense believes even a word of the BARF he says anymore - http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/calls-to-suicide-hot-lines-surge-as-stress-of-joblessness-increases/19543254

And here I was under the impression that the Drones were dis-proven years ago - Barf Stew for sure - http://aliencasebook.blogspot.com/2010/04/drone-witness-ted-conners-visits-drone.html or this link too - http://droneteam.com/drt/index.php?PHPSESSID=5709e96ba8913aac924d124536c17bda&topic=34.0 the whole Drone saga reminds me of the alien autopsy saga.

Oh, BTW, as you know, I cover the `Bigfoot Mystery' on this blog - and have my own slant which I have provided many times. And, with a website name like Barf Stew - one would think I would be jumping at the chance to bring you an `internet story' that is big right now about Bigfoot being confirmed as living in a senior citizens backyard - yes, an old codgers backyard. Oh, I should add, - it's actually a Family Of Bigfoot that includes infants. Oh, not only that - it has been going on for some time - perhaps a long time. Evidence so far you ask? An old codgers yarn! (UPDATE-SUNDAY 1:09) http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptotourism/mike-solved

(link -http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6421/001e4fda80fa0da21b4f0c.jpg)

Another Barf Stew (BS) internet story right now is that one of China's Airports got shut down the other day and this picture represents the reason. More pics here - http://fluss.twtlr.com/view/20100710140733 and here's more - http://exopolitics.blogs.com/exopolitics/2010/07/ufo-blocks-chinese-airport.html

And here is a seriously sexy link - http://coedmagazine.com/2010/07/08/a-gaggle-of-jiggling-boob-gifs-22-gifs/ - you probably don't want to open this at work. That said, no nudity is the BS rule - just tease.

One more sexy pic - it is the weekend and Barf Stew Entertains - http://www.apakistan.com/swf/ashleytisdale.jpg

How about a BS UFO video - the Flying Apt. UFO - Unique.