Chemtrails - Fortean, Nefarious OR Total Barf?

As Barfsters know, I've been airing out, so to speak, the Contrail-Chemtrail issue in my blogs the last few days - really ever since I took an unbelievable picture of Chemtrails a couple weeks ago in Atlanta which I posted in this link (page down) http://ufodisclosurecountdownclock.blogspot.com/2010/12/best-videos-stories-events-and-trends.html:

Then today at my UFO blog I kinda - really laid out two extreme `answers' as to what the Chemtrail phenomena might be - only touching on the `conspiracy ideas' that Chemtrails may ultimately be used to reduce the population - as the possibilities that the phenomena being Fortean OR Nefarious is extremely disturbing. Or should be.

Let's examine the hardest of the hard `facts' that the Combat Diaries http://www.bariumblues.com/index.htm may have uncovered about `Chemtrail Planes':

The aircraft involved show remarkably similar characteristic and performance, though their profile
we have yet to find in any book of aircraft recognition. Roughly, they resemble in shape and size
the Boeing 757 (the type that crashed into the Pentagon on 9/11), but carried no markings. This is
remarkable in itself, because technically it is illegal. Measured by range theodolite and ex-service
hand-held rangefinders, they were doing approximately the same speed at the same height. The speed was
steady, quite precisely maintained, being 1200 –1400mph. This is somewhat high for an outmoded passenger
aircraft type, meant for inland short/medium range commuter flights at a top speed of 450 mph!
These things are wonders in themselves, but it is the sheer number of these pseudo 757-type aircraft that is
beyond belief. On this chosen sample day, our reporters in France, Germany and Holland, Spain, Italy
and Israel alone reported at noon the sky trails of no less that 234 almost identical aircraft at between
40-50,00 feet Since this hourly rate continued during the day it represented some 2340 sorties over ten
hours. Worldwide, multiplying the quite reasonable factor of 10, we have 23,400 sorties per day by planes
of a non-military non-supersonic configuration,travelling at speeds equivalent to the combat speed of
F16 or Typhoon Euro-fighter.

YES there is more and it gets worse. But, let's BS about this a bit.

First, it's a bit more than the fish falling out of the sky in front of a sushi bar (like what happened in 2010) or the 13 year old boy being stuck by lighting on Friday the 13th at 13:13 on the 24 hour dial. Those are Fortean. This is Beyond Fortean. This is beyond causing wonder.

It is nefarious. (Seemingly.)

Yes, BS hedges as the ideas suggested are truly beyond comprehension UNLESS it is extraterrestrials -- OMG.

I mean, no country has that many planes or government organization -- and no amount of pressure could keep it secret for this length of time with NO breach by pilots, airfields or the support apparatus. (This would be on a scale far beyond the robotrons working in an Area 51 type set up IMO.)

It would certainly seem to imply that `other forces' have taken center stage. Forces that could produce `objects' that have an outside (cloaking?) appearance of a jet. Objects that respect no airspace, need no re-fueling, never land or take off, make NO SOUND,  and are flying seemingly random patterns.

Well, excuse BS and perhaps - go get the straight jacket - as is it only BS logic that puts this all together? With CHEMTRAILS as the linchpin? (At least the visible linchpin.) With Chemtrails as the Slippery Slope? A slipper slope that may have these as other `factors' for the `story', the recipe - the stew - to be `plausable' and edible?

Ingredients such as:

One Cup Stanley Fulham - who says the aliens told him they are here to clean up our atmosphere. (IS THIS THAT?)
1/2 Cup of Conspiracy - the Chemtrails are full of chemicals to decrease the population once a more suitable balance in the atmosphere is attained.
1/4 Cup of OWG - One World Government - governments KNOW that it is not HUMANS doing the spraying and are in rough agreement or accord with the extraterrestrials. OWG is also seen as the appropriate response to acknowledgement of the `aliens'.
`Pinch' of Disclosure - Via media productions and sky productions such as Chemtrails and UFO `displays' - then, to hasten the pace of all that is above - turn up the heat until near boiling. Diffuse with plausible denial until the gig is up for a significant part of the population - or - the system in place simply crumbles.

Makes for a good stew - don't you think? However, it all depends what Barf you put into the mix of ingredients. One can easily make it DOOMSDAY HOT - DISCLOSURE MEDIUM - (or) DENY IT TO THE END MILD. Sheeple prefer the mild.

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More Chemtrail Stuff I'm blogging - http://ufodisclosurecountdownclock.blogspot.com/2011/01/chemtrails-aerosol-spraying-of-barium.html and http://theanomalymanlisting.blogspot.com/2011/01/chemtrails-aerosol-spraying-of-barium.html







 

The Chemtrail Conditioning Program - Could It Backfire?

Will 20-11 be the year that is the tipping point on Chemtrail Awareness? - First, use this link - of which I print a readers stewable comment from below the article - http://beforeitsnews.com/story/329/825/The_Chemtrail_Conditioning_Program.html

If you want to really blow your mind, take out a U.S. twenty dollar bill dated anytime before 2002. Then compare the back side with a bill dated 2004 or after.... you will see a clear sky over the White House on the earlier bills, and on the 2004 and later bills you will see wispy clouds over the white house. I find it interesting that throughout the history of Federal Reserve Notes, never were there clouds of any type until about 2004, when suddenly they started to put cloudy skies on the reverse side of the notes, over the picture of the White House. This is just another example of what this article is talking about.



Sometimes I worry that I'm the only one who notices the abnormality of the constant Chemtrail spraying, which goes on pretty much nonstop over head here in Los Angeles.


Nobody looks up anymore, and when they do, they don't see anything unusual because of the programing they've been subjected to.


It took me a few weeks of watching the chemtrails before I finally came to accept the fact that this was an unnatural activity, which could not be explained as normal jet contrails.


What convinced me was the flight paths. Someone told me that these planes were simply coming and going from LAX, and other local airports. I realized that these planes are far too high to either be on approach, or climbing out after take-off. I could clearly identify the planes coming and going from the local airports, because they are clearly climbing, or descending, and always much, much lower.


The planes that are emitting the chemtrails, if they were indeed just normal air traffic, would have to be on a flight pattern that just happened to take them overhead of my house. Since flight paths are always straight lines from departure to destination, it's very easy to plot every possible flight pattern in the U.S., and to plot these courses. There are very few fight paths that take aircraft directly over Los Angeles at cruising altitude. There are a few North South routes, but there are NO east-west flight paths. I plane heading due west over L.A. would have a destination somewhere in the Pacific, or South Pacific. There are no destinations there. Destinations in the Far East utilize a flight path that goes due north from any airport in the continental U.S. Even flights to hawaii depart on a Northernly course. Yet we have chemtrail emitting planes flying east to west, all day long. Sometimes, when they are especially bolt, they will fly figure 8's, or even large circles over the L.A. basin.


I haven't figured out much about the Strategic Aerosol Program, or any of the other "research" aerosol programs, which are responsible for the daily blocking out of the sun, as the security on these programs is very effective in keeping any leaks contained.


I know that much of the computer modeling used to direct the aircraft, and used to determine where to spray, are run out of Lawerence Livermore Laboratories in N. California.


I also know that the program began in earnest after The Open Skies Treaty was ratified by most countries, which allows for these planes to operate unhindered over so many different countries.


Those involved in the program obviously must believe there is some beneficial reason for doing this, otherwise I believe there would be leaks, or whistle blowers. The program is so large, there must be thousands of people involved on many levels. Keeping them all quiet must involve some scheme of indoctrination, made affective through the reasoning that it's a necessary program.


The reasoning must go beyond global warming. There must be some other beneficial result, or belief in such, which keeps all of the operatives in the program from letting any information out.

The writer of the above opinion left out two other possibilities - one - the Chemtrail planes aren't planes at all and - two - Colin Bennett's theory that the `Planes' may be Fortean in nature.



This one is a year old but worth recycling - Scientists say dolphins should be treated as 'non-human persons' - http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/article6973994.ece
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