Drug Smuggling Pigeons

We turn to a classic BS today - Drug Smuggling Pigeons - yes, INTO a jail.... which prompted this classic statement from the prison:
The incident had prompted the prison administration to consider closing down a prisoner pigeon-breeding project established in a ward of the jail as part of a rehabilitation programme, he added. Pojavnik insisted those birds had not been involved in the incident.

Of course not.
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The BS - Things of Beauty

http://classic.wunderground.com/wximage/viewsingleimage.html?mode=singleimage&handle=swampteach&number=900&thumbstart=1&gallery=CURRWEATHER
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Speaking of things of beauty..... She Puts Out is what the rumor is....... and I bet you wish that this sultry woman would take off her Beads, right?
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